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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Trilly on 2010-04-26, 08:52

But you are the one who can cook, therefor in the kitchen I am your responsibility Laughing.

*chops finger off with a knife while trying to peel potatoes* See?!

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Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-04-27, 07:22

I can't cook unless given instructions. If left alone, it will take at least three tries to get it right and edible. Remember when I accidently cooked an omelet in bacon grease? -absently carves rune on the missing finger and attatches it back to the hand

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Trilly on 2010-04-27, 13:15

You knew exactly how to fix those waffles in the toaster, knew the instructions. You just weren't patient enough to cook them two at a time, you wanted to do them all together. I can't instruct the impatient. I'm impatient myself and you see how hard it is for me to learn in the kitchen!

*stares at fixed hand in wonder* Now how did that work? *shrugs and goes back to peeling*

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-04-28, 07:21

Well, duh! Anyone can use a toaster if they watch someone else at least once!
Keep reading City of Bones. You'll get it eventually.

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Trilly on 2010-04-29, 15:06

So why didn't you use the toaster instead? You obviously have issues with microwaves XP Least when it comes to breakfast food Laughing.

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Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-04-29, 17:29

I was bored and impatient. I wanted the waffles to go away as quickly as possible. I don't like breakfast food anyway. -gets hit with mango; eats mango

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Trilly on 2010-05-02, 12:35

Impatience can get you into trouble young grasshopper/ Impatience leads to anger... anger leads to rushed decisions... rushed decisions lead to burnt waffles... burnt waffles lead to SITH!!! Mua ha ha.

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Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-05-05, 16:33

SITH!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! That's me!
"Everyone knows its" Sith Master Werewaffle!!

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Trilly on 2010-08-11, 14:20

*random appearance; covers self in whipped cream* I just love me some whipped cream! Specially Cool Whip! XD

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Post by Shalterra on 2010-08-11, 15:02

-Licks lips- Hm....

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by spaceyjdjames on 2010-08-11, 18:04

Uh, oh, Trilly's covered in Cool Whip. We could wash it off, but that would be such a waste. Whatever else could we do...?

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Shalterra on 2010-08-11, 19:34

-Slowly inches towards Trill with a net- Dunno...Whatever is there to do about this predicament..?

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"Because it's Pokemon. It's drugs for the brain. It's porn for the eyes. It's a conglomeration all your hopes and dreams, sprinkled with unimaginable wonder. A game such as this has no need for superfluous additions or changes. It continues, and will continue, to entrance delight fans of all ages.

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by spaceyjdjames on 2010-08-11, 21:46

I declare "NO HANDS!" Let's make our solution interesting.

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Post by Shalterra on 2010-08-11, 21:51

-Throws hands up in the air, inadverdantly tossing the net upon Trill- Fine, define interesting.

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So, then I walked into the room and the platypus was all like ヽ(`Д´)ノ. So then I was all like ಠ~ಠ "Wtf Platypus?" And then he was like ヽ(`Д´)ノ, And that made me go ⌐_⌐ "Seriously platypus?" And he went ヽ(`Д´)ノ. So I left thinking ¿_¿

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by spaceyjdjames on 2010-08-11, 21:53

*opens the fridge with his mouth and pushes a bowl of strawberries to the floor*

"Here's a start."

*picks up a strawberry in his mouth and goes for some whipped cream....*

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Trilly on 2010-08-12, 14:03

Looks what happens when I'm gone for a few hourse? Oh noes *struggles with net* I didn't need to be captured... I'm willing enough.

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by spaceyjdjames on 2010-08-12, 15:02

Maybe I should start by detangling you from that net. Hands-free rules still apply!

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-08-15, 12:15

NO!!! NOT MY WHIPCREAM COVERED SIS!! MUST PROTECT!! -goes into sith werewaffle mode

Protect, werewaffles!

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Post by Trilly on 2010-08-15, 21:29

Oooo detangling sounds dirty XP Oh the things we come up with.

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Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-08-16, 12:15

You jsut don't care about your well-being, do you?

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Post by Trilly on 2010-08-16, 21:34

Nope. I pretty much don't at this point :3

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-08-17, 11:10

Fine then. Me ands my werewaffles shall go over here and eat our delectable not-a-lie cake. Enjoy yourselves.

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Re: The Kitchen

Post by Kurreh on 2010-08-19, 21:51

THIRSTY!!! *marches right up to the fridge and pulls it open* No.... MILK!!! *faints*
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Re: The Kitchen

Post by AngelicDemonsCreeds on 2010-08-20, 17:27

Sorry, the cats got to it. I'll go mug the milk man.

Oh, Milk Man! -waves handkerchief

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